THAT'S HOW I EMAIL

I’m on a drug called Nathaniel G Moore

It’s not available, if you try it once you will cry

Your career will implode
And your readers will weep over your exploded inbox,
over your exploded inbox


You love to email
What’s not to love?
The run I was on made Spamming look like Canada Post
had employed 3000 armless letter carriers

That’s how I email

That’s how I email

I was bangin 94 WPM, that’s how I write– winning
I have one gear: SEND – epic emailing
Are you bipolar?
I’m bccin’g

send here, attach there, BCC everywhere

Absolutely attachment
I'm on a quest

Write every single person
Write every wrong

I’m a total frickin avante guard poet from mars – winning
C’mon bro, I got Saving Gigi blood – winning
You borrow my brain and you’d be like Sir come back here
Email here, email there, send, send, everywhere

I’ve got a list — help me sort this
From the epic send to the desperately bounce back

Mr Noodle – WINNING
Taddle Creek – WINNING
Pretending to submit a poem to the Walrus to avoid someone– EPIC WINNING
Bridge burning – WINNING
Canada Council Grants for Child dictators – WINNING
Breakin the rules of the LPG sales prevention conventions – WEAK
Catullus blood – WINNING
Violent edits – WINNING
Givin needy booksellers caresses and hugs – EPIC WINNING
Childbirth – WINNING
Pasha Malla -WINNING
Reading Stacey May Fowles’ PSA………duh, WINNING, WINNING